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The Everyday Wisdom Newsletter April 2011
March 31, 2011
April 1st, 2011
Ahhh!!!! April is here. We have survived March madness, St. Patty’s day, daylight savings time and the first day of spring. That means this month should be a breeze. We have April Fool's Day, Palm Sunday, Good Friday, Easter, and Arbor Day. We also have tax day.
If you're like me, I hate tax time. I usually get a very small of money back each year, but as a protest I wait till the last day to work on them. I would like to see our tax system changed.
Even though we have our problems here in America, we have a lot to be thankful for, considering everything going on in the rest of the world.
Thank you for visiting our website and reading our newsletter…it's an honor to create and send it to you.
Out of ideas for pranks for April fools…We are here to provide you with a few tips…Now use your Everyday wisdom and don’t get in trouble.
Tape magnets to the bottom of an empty coffee cup, and attach it to the top of your car. Laugh at all the people who frantically try to get your attention as you drive by
Find a scrap of cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants
If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call it will keep ringing
Find an old bottle of nail polish that you don't want anymore. Unscrew the cap and set it sideways on a piece of waxed paper, letting the contents flow out into a puddle. When it dries completely, peel it off of the paper. Now you can put it anywhere and trick someone into thinking there is spilled nail polish. Works best on something your victim cherishes or on one of their important documents!
Here is a real fun one, add a few drops of food coloring. into the milk(Blue is a great choice) It' is harmless but what a fun April Fool's joke
Scrape the cream out of Oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!.
I have had over 60 years of practice on April fools jokes…Here is the best one yet…If you didn’t open this newsletter when you got on April 1st you wont be able to use these pranks for a year. The only way you will be able to remember these neat pranks is to print this newsletter out and put it on the refrigerator.. Do it NOW.
Here are some articles that might help with getting ready for spring.
A little Poetry to start you month off right
Petals a poem by Amy Lowell
Life is a stream
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Some humor to start the month off right.
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer.
For more good jokes visit our Funny Stuff index.
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