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The Everyday Wisdom Newsletter April 2011
March 31, 2011


April 1st, 2011

Ahhh!!!! April is here. We have survived March madness, St. Patty’s day, daylight savings time and the first day of spring. That means this month should be a breeze. We have April Fool's Day, Palm Sunday, Good Friday, Easter, and Arbor Day. We also have tax day.

If you're like me, I hate tax time. I usually get a very small of money back each year, but as a protest I wait till the last day to work on them. I would like to see our tax system changed.

Even though we have our problems here in America, we have a lot to be thankful for, considering everything going on in the rest of the world.

Thank you for visiting our website and reading our newsletter…it's an honor to create and send it to you.

Out of ideas for pranks for April fools…We are here to provide you with a few tips…Now use your Everyday wisdom and don’t get in trouble.

Tape magnets to the bottom of an empty coffee cup, and attach it to the top of your car. Laugh at all the people who frantically try to get your attention as you drive by

Find a scrap of cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants

If the victim has a phone with a hook that presses down when the handset is in the cradle, tape it down. When he or she answers a call it will keep ringing

Find an old bottle of nail polish that you don't want anymore. Unscrew the cap and set it sideways on a piece of waxed paper, letting the contents flow out into a puddle. When it dries completely, peel it off of the paper. Now you can put it anywhere and trick someone into thinking there is spilled nail polish. Works best on something your victim cherishes or on one of their important documents!

Here is a real fun one, add a few drops of food coloring. into the milk(Blue is a great choice) It' is harmless but what a fun April Fool's joke

Scrape the cream out of Oreo cookies and fill them with white toothpaste!.

I have had over 60 years of practice on April fools jokes…Here is the best one yet…If you didn’t open this newsletter when you got on April 1st you wont be able to use these pranks for a year. The only way you will be able to remember these neat pranks is to print this newsletter out and put it on the refrigerator.. Do it NOW.

Here are some articles that might help with getting ready for spring.

  • Basic First Aid For Insect Bites and Stings
  • Do It Yourself Landscape Designs
  • Different Vegetable Gardening Styles
  • Want a beautiful lawn? Here are some ideas..
  • Helpful Garden Hints

    A little Poetry to start you month off right

    Petals a poem by Amy Lowell

    Life is a stream
    On which we strew
    Petal by petal the flower of our heart;
    The end lost in dream,
    They float past our view,
    We only watch their glad, early start.

    Freighted with hope,
    Crimsoned with joy,
    We scatter the leaves of our opening rose;
    Their widening scope,
    Their distant employ,
    We never shall know. And the stream as it flows
    Sweeps them away,
    Each one is gone Ever beyond into infinite ways.
    We alone stay
    While years hurry on,
    The flower fared forth, though its fragrance still stays.

    For more great poems visit our

  • Poetry index page

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    Some humor to start the month off right.

    A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer.
    Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve." Three months down the track there is a major drama, everything goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very threatened by it all. He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens the first envelope.
    The message inside says "Blame your predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.
    About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. The manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize!" This he does, and the company quickly rebounds.
    Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third envelope. The message inside says "Prepare three envelopes".

    For more good jokes visit our Funny Stuff index.
    Thank you for your continued support for visiting our website! As always we are open to ideas and suggestions. We hope that in some small way we have made a contribution to your life.

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