5 Easy Ways to Motivate Students
Some humor to start the month off right.
20 ways to know when your all grown up
1. Your houseplants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food in the fridge than beer.
4. 6:00 am is when you get out of bed instead of going to bed.
5. You hear your favorite songs in the elevator.
6. You watch the weather channel, but your knees already have the forecast.
7. 3:00pm Is the prime time to eat for the day.
8. You go on a weeks vacation and you use most of it getting in and out of your car.
9. Clean sweats qualifies as getting dressed up.
10. Your the one calling the police because the
music is to loud.
11. Kissing in the rain is a fantasy that is just a fond memory.
12. You have forgotten what time Taco Bell closes.
13. You know have a car that will go faster than you want to go.
14. Your pets get expensive food instead of leftovers from McDonalds.
15. Sleeping on the couch hurts your back but your recliner is another story.
16. Taking naps becomes enjoyable.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole nights entertainment not the beginning.
18. A $4.00 bottle of wine is not called not bad.
19. When you buy beer and they ask you for your ID and you realize all of your grandkids are older than that.
20. When you dont have to learn history anymore because you have lived most of it.
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Our wisdom quote of the month...
"" I find the
great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving: To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr."
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