Chinese fortune cookies

Chinese fortune cookies are now including words for us to learn Chinese.
Here are a few fun ones.

Sum Ting wong....That's not right
Hu Ya Hai Ding...Are you harbouring a fugitive?
Kum Hia Nao...See me ASAP
Tai Ni Po Ni...Small Horse
Wai Yu So Tan...Did you go to the beach?
Chin Too Fat...I think you need a facelift
Wai So Dim...Its very dark in here
Wai ya Mun Ching?...I thought you were on a diet
No Pah King...This is a tow away zone
Wai Yu Kum Nao?...Re-schedule our meeting
Lei Ying Lo...Staying out of sight
Wa Shing Ka...He's cleaning his automobile
Yu Stin Ki Pu... Your body odour is offensive