Daily Inspiration

Nov. 18, 2008

A New Start

Do you think
we could make a fresh start -
rediscovering in each other
the magic of a touch,
the passion of a kiss,
the contentment
of simply being together?

I want us
to hold onto our memories
put the hard times behind us,
and look forward
to each of our tomorrows
with love in our hearts...


Daily E-Cards

Daily Humor

Daily Joke

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse.
The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you have
to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you
have to shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear.
Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command.
The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores
the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed,
whispers 'Aleeee ooop' in the horse's ear. The same thing happens--the horse
crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ''It's no good, I'll have to do it,''
and yells, ''ALLLEEE OOOP!'' really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over
the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to
the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies,
''Nothing is wrong with me--it's this bloody horse. What is he--deaf or something?''

The trainer replies, ''Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf--he's BLIND!''

Daily Art


Miss Sherri Emily

Thank you for reading this Daily Inspiration

To read more Daily Inspiration's click here to go to the Daily inspiration index page

If you enjoy a good joke to start your day click here to go to the humor index page

To read more poems go to the poetry index

Do you write poetry? Would like to share your poems? Click here


Home | Articles | Family Tips | Money/Business | Health/Fitness |
House Tips | Auto Tips | Sports/Hobbies | Grandma's Tips |
Wisdom & Humor |

*Note - In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C.
Section 107, any copyrighted work distributed under fair use without profit or payment to those who have expressed a prior interest in receiving the included information for non-profit research and educational or criticism purposes only. We make no claims to All graphics, art, snags, tubes, etc. And we charge no fee for services. We do this because we love to give to others and make people smile :D If you see a graphic, comic, photo, joke, poem, quote, etc., that you feel belongs to you and you wish to have it removed from this website, please go to contact link and write to editors and they will promptly remove such graphic, comic, photo, etc. from the website so long as you have your proof of copyright. Thank you and enjoy everyday-wisdom.com Daily Inspiration's by Miss Sherri Emily