More southern terms and how they are used.

HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?"
BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Atlanner.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage "A tornader jes went through 'Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process.
Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage "I thank I left my ranch in that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars sometime."
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."
DID - (adjective). Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
CHEER - (adverb) In this place.
Usage "Just set that bare rat 'cheer."
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed.. must be from some farn country."
ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; Oxygen.
Usage "He cain't breathe..give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JU HEER - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
Usage "Ju heer that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah..haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit n'is laf."
SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
VEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun.
Usage "I ain't never seed New York City.. ' vew?"
GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."