Things middle aged adults have learned.

Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
Wrinkles don't hurt.
Children do grow up and leave home.
You know that you have reached middle age when they guys stop looking at your wife and start looking at your daughter.
Adults have learned that taking and afternoon nap is better now than when you were young.
All the food you liked as a child you can no longer eat.
That you only have to be 55 to join AARP
That the older you get the more great memories you have.
Comfortable shoes are better than those that are in style.
Forgetting things is a good excuse for not doing things.
When you have dreams you are always young.
Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.