You know your a cat lover when...

by Mel
(Georgia)

"This is what I think of your cat jokes."

You do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
You consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
You apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
You snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
You sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
You accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
You spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids.
You decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
Your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
You have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
You refer to your cat as your furry child.
You plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
You accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
You set a place at the dinner table for your cat
You have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
You call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
You have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine.
You and kitty have matching outfits.
Your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.
You never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
You chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
You think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
You own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
You are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
You meow so well, you confuse the cats.