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What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?

What is a male ladybug called?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

How does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are??

Do cows have calf muscles?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can, yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?

Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?

Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?

Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Why does a pound of Gold only have twelve ounces?

How do they get the Vienna sausages in the can without damaging them?

Why is a Nautical mile shorter than a land mile?

Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

If you had x-ray vision but closed your eyes, could you still see?

If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'2"?

If someone can't see...they're blind, if someone can't hear...they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

Do fish tell their friends about the one they got away from?

If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

If you were going faster than the speed of sound could you still hear your wife telling you to slow down?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

If someone with a nostril ring takes it out then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles but not ketchup packets?

Do pigs pull ham strings?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a re-sealable lid?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

Do blind people have visions?

If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?

Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

Do skunks think people smell bad?

How tall do you have to be before your not a midget?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

If the people at the front of a traffic jam drove faster would we still have traffic jams?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

How can someone "draw a blank"?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet??

How do deaf people say goodnight after they turn out the lights?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

Why do they need headlights on the Starship Enterprise?

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

How can you hear yourself think?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"

If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?

If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

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